I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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