what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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