oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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