the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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