Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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