I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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