nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
