We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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