The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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