Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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