I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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