It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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