dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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