She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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