I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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