We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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