took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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