At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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