so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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