The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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