What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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