Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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