I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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