You're so nebulous sometimes
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
