what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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