Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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