ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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