Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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