carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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