yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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