Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I believe in your delicious
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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