I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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