What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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