Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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