dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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