Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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