HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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