remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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