Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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