My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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