that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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