i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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