But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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