"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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