the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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