guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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