I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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