So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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