he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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