Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
