You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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