I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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