so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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