look no pants
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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