Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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