If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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